Passive Aggressive Guild LF1M Naxx:

Must begin by appearing to know their class in order to give us a false sense of security;

Must claim to know boss encounters;

Must proceed to ignore all boss mechanics including but not limited to:

1.       Standing in place when injected on Grobbulous, killing healers;

2.       AoE'ing Zombie Chow when decimate is not active; and

3.       Standing in one place on Thaddius regardless of charge.

Must type nonsensically in chat while others are explaining raid strategies.

Rolling on all gear is a must and winning 75% of said rolls, including shards, would be an asset.

 

 

(There, I've qq'd about it – I can move on.)